Post by Derek Livingston on Jun 25, 2008 20:23:16 GMT -5
`yourPRETTYwhenimDRUNK*,
»•»that you were not a girl you were an experiment }}ONE. N I G H T. STAND
»•»youd think i was a ditch the way this chick was diggin me}}F L I N G
»•»i was deep sea fishing i took a fat chance}}FRIENDS. W I T H. BENNIFITS
»•»with my beer-tinted glasses im ready to bitty battle}}F L I R T
»•»but maybe i should check and see if this is where i wanna be}}ONE. W A Y. CRUSH
»•»now its midnight and im completely boofy blitzed}}MUTUAL. C R U S H
»•»to slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin}}S E X U A L. TENSION
»•»kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless}}ON. A G A I N. OFF. A G A I N
»•»first and foremost id like to mention you}}C U R R E N T
»•»its in the eye of the beholder and my beholders about to tweak}}F U T U R E
»•»its a ménagé a trois you and me and heineken}}F I N A L
»•»aw! what do you know? you're probably going home alone}}EX. O N. BAD. T E R M S
»•»mr. jimmy pop ali is gonna get some booty}}EX. O N. GOOD. T E R M S
»•»regrets ive had a few}}STILL. C H E M I S T R Y. EX
`youronlyFRIENDSareMAKEBELIEVE*,
»•»knock knock mr. rogers its mr. mcfeelie}}PRACTICALLY. F A M I L Y
»•»ive brought you a letter speedy delivery}}BEST. F R I E N D S
»•»well mr. mcfeelie if there's postage due}}C H I L D H O O D. HOMIES
»•»you can go f**k yourself like captain kangaroo}}ENEMIES. T U R N E D
»•»i can go to land of make believe and i can pretend}}P A R T N E R. IN. C R I M E
»•»but in the end i still have no friends}}PARTY. B U D D I E S
»•»mr. rogers i like your cardigan sweater}}D R I N K I N. PARTNERS
»•»mr. mcfeelie shut up and give me my letter}}A Q U A I N A N C E
»•»i dont want to talk to you dont you understand?}}N E W L Y. FOUND
»•»why are you inside my house you're just my f**kin mailman?}}F A K E. FRIENDS
»•»you are my best friend too}}CLOSE. F R I E N D S
»•»i share the same views and hardly ever argue}}A V E R A G E. HOMIES
»•»eat spam from the can watch late night c-span}}I N S E P E R A B L E
»•»and rock out to old school duran duran}}O T H E R. HALF
`iHOPEyouDIE,*
»•»i hope ya flip some guy the bird}}T O L E R A B L E
»•»he cuts you off and you’re forced to swerve}}OTHER. G A N G. MEMBER
»•»in front of the beatles tour bus}}A N N O Y A N C E
»•»a bookmobile and a mack truck}}I N D I F F E R A N C E
»•»hauling hazardous biological waste}}LOVE. H A T E
»•»the light turns red you have no brakes}}I G N O R E
»•»and "hard copy" gets it all on tape}}A V O I D A N C E
»•»so you can see the look on your face}}FRIENDS. T U R N E D
»•»i hope your pinto begins to spin}}F R I E N D L Y. RIVALRY
»•»takes out a disabled vietnam veteran}}R I V A L R Y
»•»mows down a nobel peace prize winner}}BACK. S T A B B E R
»•»and maybe some orphans having christmas dinner}}ONE. W A Y. DISLIKE
»•»perhaps even the british royal family}}M U T U A L. DISLIKE
»•»and the rabbi that’s clutching the bottle-fed-puppy}}PURE. H A T E
»•» and we can’t forget the newlyweds}}L O A T H I N G
»•»and those jerrys kids are as good as dead}}T H R O W. DOWN
`LEGENDinmySPAREtime,*
»•»ashes to ashes and funks to funky}}F A M I L Y
»•»daddy long legs is a mean ass honky}}MIXED. F E E L I N G S
»•»and jimmy pop aint no heiny hobbit gaybe}}B A D. INFLUENCE
»•»aint no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy}}G O O D. INFLUENCE
»•»cause im the loch ness the loch ness the loch ness monster}}P R O T E C T I V E
»•»jerrys kids are knockin at my door, "could you be a sponsor?"}}R E S P E C T
»•»tiny bubbles in my tub pull my finger lawrence welk}}FELLOW. S E N I O R
»•»if you wanna look like rocky dennis better drink your milk}}S T A F F
»•»when im feeling oriental i gotta rub my chin}}F A M I L Y. FRIEND
»•»gonna hold my water in like im gunga din}}SECRET. L O V E R
»•»so have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles}}S E C R E T. FRIEND
»•»you get on my case like the rockford files}}OTHER. S P E C I F Y
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[size=3]`YOUR NAME HERE*,[/size]
GRADE || AGE
RELATIONS GO HERE
YOURNAME says; "FIRST PERSON CHARACTER OPINION/ HISTORY THINGY"
Mason Says; "LEAVE THIS PART BLANK"
[/font][*/code] SHOULD. L O O K. LIKE*,
`mason manson*,
senior || eighteen
»•»ashes to ashes and funks to funky}}F A M I L Y
»•»tiny bubbles in my tub pull my finger lawrence welk}}FELLOW. B A N D M E M B E R
»•»you get on my case like the rockford files}}I. A M. MYSELF
MASON M. says; "I've know myself for as long as I can remember, heh. We've been through it all together- moving out, getting kicked out, the whole nine yards. The only thing keeping us together is the fact we're the same damn person."
MASON Says; "I'll fill this part out so you don't have to worry (:"
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:)Coding-- Moi
:)Coloring-- Moi, again.
:)Lyrics-- Bloodhound Gang {enjoy.}
PS. I hijacked the code from Hayley- but technically I just un-hijacked it. I am so confused.
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